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Skilladin 

That Skilladin ganked us before we knew what hit us!
Skilladin by Maxwellhaxwell December 9, 2008
Words you can keep

Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.
Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong
Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

skillability 

the potential for an activity to be classified as a skill
Well Bob I'm not so sure that rock watching has any skillability but I'll look into it anyway and get back to you.
skillability by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

skillinged 

to think that you're so smart that you can get away with anything, only to be caught and spend the next 24 years of your life in federal fuck me in the ass prison. Enjoy! see enron
peter is gonna get skillinged, he thought he thought of everything he'd need to rob the bank, except that all the tellers new him by name
skillinged by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

skillatio 

Half "skill" and half "fellatio". Meaning a chick has a great ability to give head.
That chick I met at the bar last night had incredible skillatio.
skillatio by O.D.Byrd October 27, 2009

Skillins 

Noun: A mythical creature that is extremely helpful to all who surround it. That is until it is crossed. For the hell that will follow is unmatched on this Earth.
Example: "Don't ever Chan-boon Skillins. He will end you if you do."
Skillins by Happy Trader February 9, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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