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Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.
Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong
Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

skillability 

the potential for an activity to be classified as a skill
Well Bob I'm not so sure that rock watching has any skillability but I'll look into it anyway and get back to you.
skillability by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

skillinged 

to think that you're so smart that you can get away with anything, only to be caught and spend the next 24 years of your life in federal fuck me in the ass prison. Enjoy! see enron
peter is gonna get skillinged, he thought he thought of everything he'd need to rob the bank, except that all the tellers new him by name
skillinged by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

skillatio 

Half "skill" and half "fellatio". Meaning a chick has a great ability to give head.
That chick I met at the bar last night had incredible skillatio.
skillatio by O.D.Byrd October 27, 2009

Skillins 

Noun: A mythical creature that is extremely helpful to all who surround it. That is until it is crossed. For the hell that will follow is unmatched on this Earth.
Example: "Don't ever Chan-boon Skillins. He will end you if you do."
Skillins by Happy Trader February 9, 2010