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Skiddles 

1.) Skid marks (short to long steaks of manure) left at the bottom of a toilet bowl, normally a result of a dry dump' (manure evacuation devoid of proper water or moisture). 2.) Spackling of manure as the result of either diarrhea, extremely propelled pieces of dung, or, simply summer splashing (water and other local substances in a toilet bowl that splash one's buttocks, genitals and under thighs). 3.) Marks are normally as described in 1.) and are usually found within the surface of the toilet bowl, or the underneath rim. However, in certain cases it entails also the underside of a toilet seat, the top of the rim, and, or, the top side behind the toilet seat itself. 4.) A derogatory term used in place of the word dingleberry, or, dingleberries, inclusively.
Illegal Alien Hotel Workers: "Ay, caramba! That Gringo left mucho 'skiddles' in the crapper!!"

Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.

Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"

High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"
Skiddles by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 13, 2008
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Skiddles 

He had skiddles all on the back of his pants!
Skiddles by J-Gurl July 25, 2007

skiddledinger 

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect
Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger
skiddledinger by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014

skiddleyboop 

Expression used during moments of extreme pleasure or victory. White equivalent of bookyacka! or In Your Face.
Chad cried out 'Skiddleyboop!' as he pinched the loaf that he had been carrying all day
skiddleyboop by keyshaw November 16, 2004

skiddle skaddle doo 

A convenient excuse for when one needs to abruptly leave an unwanted conversation or end a long-winded phone call.

See skedaddle.
Tyra: "I'm having such an emergency, my car broke down, and I can't go to the grocery store!"
Melville: "Really? You're kidding. Well I'm driving on the highway and can't talk right now. Got to go, or as Shaggy would say, skiddle skaddle doo!"
1. To be ran over by a car.

2. To be ran over like a bowling pin and thrown along the ground.
Example: The old man was skiddled by a car as he crossed the road.
Skiddled by Matt Cumberbatch January 16, 2014

Skiddleybop 

Ex: Yo i just skiddleybopped him!
Skiddleybop by Gskills18 December 27, 2019
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