Skells

Millennials who feel the need to immortalize themselves by having their names put in the urban dictionary.... As if anyone else cares about them. Also known as narcissistic, thumb-sucking, need a trophy just for waking up each day douche bags.

Unreal how many skells abuse the urban dictionary!

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

skells

when someone burps farts cough and sneeze at the same time

Mathew skelled and then blew up

by curt shulyz March 24, 2003

skells

skellsgetthegirls he is the hotest boy alive.

he gets all the bloody girls. skells is the best boy.

by RothDOG May 19, 2021

Smells like monkey ass

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.

Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.

"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*

by purefanny565 August 29, 2016

the corn smells nice

According to Chuggaaconroy in the TheRunawayGuys LP of Pikmin (episode 13), possible slang for pooping on someone's chest.

More practically, an example of very specific slang terms that have little actual purpose as they are incredibly niche or raunchy, yet sound like perfectly rational phrases (like deflower either meaning losing a flower... or sex.)

I just went on a date with my fiance, and let's just say the corn smells nice.

You could say some perfectly reasonable phrase like, I dunno, "the corn smells nice", and someone would tell you "OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!"

by Camwood April 11, 2019

That weiner smells funny

That weiner smells funny, l wonder where it has been? This is the quest to see if something nasty happened to that food!

That weiner smells funny!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020