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A misspelling of the commonly used "Ho test" or "Ho-test" where one scores a potential mate based on various datum. The higher a score one receives the more of a ho one becomes.
"Shit, she looks GOOD, think I've got a chance?"
"After subjecting her to the hotest, you've more than got a chance, but be prepared for a hotdog in a hallway"
hotest by Generichandle February 3, 2008
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top notch sex, hot as f*ck
you girl are da hotest i've ever fucked
hotest by sPout September 7, 2008
SOMEONE THAT IS HOT AND IS THE HOTEST
Dylan is the HOTEST bc I said so and the urban dictionary is always right
Hotest by The hotest girl February 9, 2019

homestein 

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.
OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.
homestein by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

homestall 

verb. The act of stalling arriving home because it is a place to be avoided for a number of reasons, or because there are more fun things to do outside compared to being at home.

noun. Something that enables you to stall your arrival to home.

variations:
Homestalled, homestalling, homestaller...
1. I think I will just homestall for about an hour. There's heavy traffic on the way home and my siblings will be watching that Teen Mom show on MTV which I do not want to be around for.

2. I was going to hop on the bus, but that sign on the convenience store says "Free Slurpies" which would be an excellent homestall.
homestall by Flightning August 25, 2011

Homestuck 

Homestuck is a webcomic written and illustrated by Andrew Hussie. It has created a large fandom called the "Homestucks." These homestuck will talk about homestuck forever. They like to discuss ships and various updates. This webcomic was started on April 13th, 2009 and ended April 13th, 2016. This webcomic can be found at MSPaintAdventures.com.
HS Fan: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK!!!
Homestuck by xoxojordn September 9, 2016

Homestuck Syndrome 

When you forget the word for Stockholm syndrome so you look up Homestuck Syndrome in hopes of finding what the word for Stockholm syndrome is. You’re welcome.
Y’know that thing that happened in Beauty and the Beast? Like falling in love with your kidnapper? Oh! *lightbulb* Homestuck Syndrome! Wait no... wait wtf is it... Am I having a stroke? Uh I’ll just google Homestuck Syndrome to make sure I’m not losing my shit. Oh! STALKHOLM SYNDROME! I’m an idiot!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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