Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*
by purefanny565 August 29, 2016
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A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon
by cutesy pastel living doll March 12, 2018
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Is a Scottish term that translates into

Your dad sells cosmetics
Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy
by WeeScottishLasie November 02, 2018
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A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon
by cutesy pastel living doll August 09, 2018
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