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Skelking

To microwave a hamster and use its bones to peel back one's foreskin

Me Bebber: Hey your hamster just died maybe we can do some skelking.

by Urbandictionarymaxxer March 18, 2024

Skelk

To scrape foreskin back of oneself with the bones of a microwaved hamster

I'm going to PetCo so I can skelk this weekend.

by Urbandictionarymaxxer March 13, 2024