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Skelping

To have sex with a ghost. Either by them passing through you and stimulating your senses, them taking physical form and interacting or by possessing another for the purpose of sex. Usually the first. Skelping is easiest at certain times of the year and the day.
John caught Dean skelping a ghost chick in Kentucky.
by Moloch-Tepes September 6, 2012
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Skelping

STRIKE, SLAP, BEAT (Scottish Term)
I gave that Bam Pot a Skelping!
by Bam Pot February 28, 2021
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jack skellington

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy
Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!
by Tephers July 27, 2004
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Jack Skellington

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.
Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.
by Slap Mint September 27, 2019
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skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.
Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast
by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015
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jack skellington

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing
by doorswhore June 10, 2004
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Jack Skellington

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"
by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009
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