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Skeletonese 

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton

most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget
him/he: Hey whats your gender
Skeleton: Hi i am Skelitosexual
Skelitosexual by MrNugget420 April 23, 2019

totally skelebones 

to flip out and destroy someone with berserker fury
to go totally skelebones on someone: Man, did you guys see Kyle go totally fookin' skelebones on that geezer?

Skeleboner 

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner
Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!
Skeleboner by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

kelibone 

A beautiful,caring,smart person ,who puts people first rather than herself.she is loving,she is a lovable Girl.

Girls likes these,treasure guys who know themselves, basically who doesnt go for any girl.Not only is she a go getter, she's also hard to impress.even thou she's romantic

A typical girl like kelibone would be found in her room reading motivational books or listening to inspirational qoutes

Wow,I've never met a girl like a her before she must be kelibone
Kelibone
kelibone by les brown February 28, 2017

Skeleboner 

When a male has an erect penis at a funeral while paying his respects. This can be seen as an act of necrophilia.
Jerry: Henry, do you have skeleboner?

Henry: what? no I don't.

Jerry: thats fucked up dude.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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