Skelabones 

1. {adj.} Being so high that you've lost all connection to you physical perception. Often, incapable of movement. Sometimes referred to as "Skelablazed"

2. Skelaboning {verb} Becoming Skelabones

3. The Skelabones {noun} Nickname for one who is constantly Skelabones

Dude, I'm so fucking skelabones right now.
Hey, let's get skelablazed.
This White Widow is always a 1-hit insta-skelabones.
I'm so skelabones high right now, man.
Homie, you ARE The Skelabones.

Skelabones by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010

Skeletonese 

The language of skeletons.

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

Skeletonese by cool bionicles are quiet cool September 30, 2021

seabones

Seabones is a phrase to use if someone is ignoring you.

Person 1: Hello
Person 1: You there?
Person 1: Seabones?

Person 2: Sorry I was watchin TV.

seabones by Sampywampy November 3, 2012

totally skelebones 

to flip out and destroy someone with berserker fury

to go totally skelebones on someone: Man, did you guys see Kyle go totally fookin' skelebones on that geezer?

totally skelebones by Mc Skettioes May 9, 2003

Skeleboner 

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner

Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!

Skeleboner by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

skelibone 

A female minimal techno and Electro DJ from London, UK.

Who's playing tonight?
Richie Hawtin.
I prefer DJ Skelibone.

skelibone by Sarah Warrick October 16, 2006

Skeleboner 

When a male has an erect penis at a funeral while paying his respects. This can be seen as an act of necrophilia.

Jerry: Henry, do you have skeleboner?

Henry: what? no I don't.

Jerry: thats fucked up dude.

Skeleboner by The one and only Bone daddy November 1, 2017