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skeetsahut 

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand
dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today
skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011
two or more sexy ladies.
"phwoar look at that sketset."
sketset by hayleytompope October 20, 2008

Skeetheart 

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."
I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.
Skeetheart by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010

skeetrat 

A lady of the night (or day) that enjoys a night out with the fellas....a little too much.
Serg: Dude, did you see Jen out last night with all those dudes?
Mike D: I know bro, she was goin nuts out on the dance floor!
Serg: Did you see her all over Tony Baker?
Mike D: Yeah! That chick is a total fuckin skeetrat bro! Bonzai!
skeetrat by DJ Sergi Serg September 22, 2009
a group of young girls, usually between 14-21 who do sexual things and acts that are not suitable for people their age. They go to parties and get drunk alot. Normally they dont know the person they're doing things with or know them very little. They get around quite alot and most of them dont know what theyve done and with who and how many people.
"allow that slag yeaah, shes in sketset init"
"isit? but she is milf doeee, alie?"
"yeaah, i think she gwarns down purley init?"

sheetmeat 

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.
I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.
sheetmeat by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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