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skeetseat 

when u skeet on the tolit rim so some one gets ur skeet on them
dude i toataly just skeetseated him
skeetseat by evansl8esl8esl8e January 14, 2009
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skeetsahut 

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand
dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today
skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011
two or more sexy ladies.
"phwoar look at that sketset."
sketset by hayleytompope October 20, 2008

Skeetheart 

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."
I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.
Skeetheart by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010

skeetrat 

A lady of the night (or day) that enjoys a night out with the fellas....a little too much.
Serg: Dude, did you see Jen out last night with all those dudes?
Mike D: I know bro, she was goin nuts out on the dance floor!
Serg: Did you see her all over Tony Baker?
Mike D: Yeah! That chick is a total fuckin skeetrat bro! Bonzai!
skeetrat by DJ Sergi Serg September 22, 2009
a group of young girls, usually between 14-21 who do sexual things and acts that are not suitable for people their age. They go to parties and get drunk alot. Normally they dont know the person they're doing things with or know them very little. They get around quite alot and most of them dont know what theyve done and with who and how many people.
"allow that slag yeaah, shes in sketset init"
"isit? but she is milf doeee, alie?"
"yeaah, i think she gwarns down purley init?"

sheetmeat 

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.
I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.
sheetmeat by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016
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