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Skeet/skeeta 

In modern culture when a pretend DJ with no real DJ skills names himself he’s usually referred to a dirty skeet.

Aka a “skeeta scratcher”

Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s

Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”

Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.

Used in sentance:

Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!
Martin is a skeet/skeeta dj. Skeet means a dodgy self named DJ
Skeet/skeeta by Dj rebellion April 10, 2023
Words you can keep

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation
Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

Skeet Skeet

jizz, ejaculate, spooge, cum, to blow one's load, get rid of the baby batter,or otherwise squirt seminal fluid from the penis.
Dude, I totally skeeted in her hair!
Skeet Skeet by SkeetMan John April 28, 2004

bang bang skeet skeet 

Me and my home boy azzimat need a place to post up our black asses, just us 2 pimps no hoes... bang bang skeet skeet nigga

yeet yeet y skeet skeet

a saying created on january 22,2019. she was then told by her bio teacher (mr. gonzalez) not to say that bc she didn’t know what “skeet” meant. she continued to use the saying. feel free to adopt this saying:)
batma(n): have you guys seen captain america’s/ jon snows butt?
Amanda: YEET YEET Y SKEET SKEET

skeet skeet

the white stuff that comes out when you bust a fat ol' nutterooni.
AAH SKEET SKEET GOTDAM

skeet skeet skeet skeet 

Literally means to cum/ejaculate on someone or something.

See the following:
Skeet
Skeet Skeet
Skeet Skeet Skeet
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