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if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.
McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”
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by sad_kermit October 18, 2019
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.
Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!
by Forknife208 December 14, 2019
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January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.
Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”

You: *Wink*
by Chrispbaconn October 29, 2019
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The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!
Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22
by Pine_kacilynn October 18, 2019
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National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 05, 2019
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january 22 national piggyback day .
Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?

Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!
by What a skank January 21, 2020
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