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Skeevester 

A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.
"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"
Skeevester by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009
a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship
Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses
skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007
a verb, 'to skrebes' pronounced 'skree-bus'. can be used to replace any verb in the english language to give it a humorous meaning.
ow she's been skrebesing around here all day! it's creeping me out!
(used in place of creeping)

god i'm so hungry i could skrebes a whole horse right now.
(used in place of eat)

I'm gonna skrebes you.
(used in place of i don't know what)
Skrebes by texting_while_driving April 19, 2009
bro u gotta try skeebs. you won’t know what hit u
skeebs by magicstool September 4, 2020

skeebeeg 

an alternative word for “dog”
Look at that lady walking her pet skeebeeg
skeebeeg by monkeymammoth May 27, 2020

skeeberbob 

the king of the country of skeeb. It is a small remote island off the coast of Korea. The national language is skeebish. It is a romance language consisting of skeebs and skeebers. The natives are a friendly people and dont believe in parking their cars on lawn gnomes and licking ice cream on tuesdays.
"all hail king Skeeberbob."
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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