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You dont want him to put on the esports socks.
Also he eats out.
Just Skau tonguing her.
Skau by Sports Cow July 25, 2020
Words you can keep
when you be hella gay and the noise when you slap somenone. "SKAUGER!!!"
"SKAUGER!"
skauger by hellagans November 26, 2018
Proper noun. Intentional mutilation of the traditional name Scott, though homophonous in some regional varieties of North American English due to the linguistic "cot/caught merger". Typically used by overeducated Anglophiles who have little else to distinguish themselves.
He was Scott when I knew him in elementary school, but now that he's gone to college it's Skaught, and we're all supposed to be like, "Ooooh, you're so interesting and deviant!"
Skaught by Skaught January 24, 2008
1. A sad lonely skater boi
2. Sad boi hour as a skater
You’re such a skauale Monika, no wonder you have no friends.
Skauale by haha im serious January 27, 2019
To have or to engage in sexual relations in a completely friendly way. Skauding is the only possible way for two humans of the same sex to have sexual relations without being homosexual. As long as the actions are completely friendly, it is considered skauding and is completely appropriate.

Skauding is known to be much more rough and messy than making love as it is usually practiced is spur of the moment situations, many times in public places, or places that lack the privacy needed to make love.

Also, skauding can be used as a manner to have sexual relationships with the opposite sex without becoming engaged in a relationship.
Evan : I'm really bored. What should we do?
Eric : Hmmm...you want to skaud?
Evan : Of course!

Whitny : We should date.
Cliff : Nah, I like being single. But we could skaud!
Whitny : Sounds like fun!
skaud by Joel-X July 31, 2008
A word used to describe something unappealing, dirty, and sick, such as a dirty girl a food, clothing, or item.
guy 1: hey bro you what you think about that girl in the white shirt and the booty shorts?
guy 2: she looks like a skaunk man i wouldnt touch her.

Damn those pants your wearing are skaunk bro
Skaunk by notskaunkguy May 10, 2011

SKAuburn 

the area surrounding thomas jefferson highschool, in unincorporated king county, washington. named skaburn by shelby laurel, the king of SKAuburn. in this three block area surrounding thomas jefferson highschool, people tend to "skank" around cars and misc. houses.
SKAuburn is so fucking awsome, i live in that shit!
SKAuburn by SKAndres October 31, 2009
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