Something or usually someone who you can justdominate be it in a physical or mental manner.
Jerry: There was so much slaughterbait there last night but I still couldn't get a nut.
Kush: I know, I was cleaning house, came back with at least a truck full of bait
Rick: I totally slaughter baited that couch back there.
James: Yeah, going to Charlie Murphy's house and rubbing your dirty boots all over his suede couches was priceless.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.