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To have or to engage in sexual relations in a completely friendly way. Skauding is the only possible way for two humans of the same sex to have sexual relations without being homosexual. As long as the actions are completely friendly, it is considered skauding and is completely appropriate.

Skauding is known to be much more rough and messy than making love as it is usually practiced is spur of the moment situations, many times in public places, or places that lack the privacy needed to make love.

Also, skauding can be used as a manner to have sexual relationships with the opposite sex without becoming engaged in a relationship.
Evan : I'm really bored. What should we do?
Eric : Hmmm...you want to skaud?
Evan : Of course!

Whitny : We should date.
Cliff : Nah, I like being single. But we could skaud!
Whitny : Sounds like fun!
skaud by Joel-X July 31, 2008
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skadi doesn't know

A Dota 2 inside joke to troll those who get an Eye of Skadi, in reference to the song "Scottie Doesn't Know" from the 2004 movie Eurotrip.

(The Eye of Skadi is an item purchasable at the Main Shop, under Artifacts. However, it can only be completed with items from the Secret Shop. One Eye of Skadi grants a total of 725 health, 1.5 health regeneration, 3.57 armor, 25 attack speed, 525 mana, 1 mana regeneration, 1.79% spell damage and 25 attack damage.)

It is known to be a pretty bad item on most heroes and is situational at best.
Usually spamming "Skadi doesn't know" until a correct response.

Player 1: "I will get an Eye of Skadi!"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "What doesn't he know?"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "I don't get it"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 3: "So don't tell Skadi"
Me: "YES!! Gnomesang?"
Player 2: ....
skadi doesn't know by DTMango July 9, 2017
A slang term for sex
Dude, I got shaud from this girl last night.
shaud by M000P August 2, 2017
Verb:
To exclude someone on the basis of color or race from a system of betterment.
To be a gatekeeper of race and class non-inclusiveness.
Sentence: He remained broke and marginalized his whole life; He had been Skaddened at every turn.
Skadden by Love 100 July 18, 2020
After three dates with the new girl I’m dating, I finally got Shaud

My wife came home with new lingerie so it looks like I’m going to get Shaud tonight
Shaud by AaronBludge August 21, 2023

Shaud Claus 

The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas
On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!
Shaud Claus by AaronBludge August 22, 2023
A saud has many friends as saud's tend to be loyal, humble and respectful and usually fun to be around. A very intelligent character, usually able to detect lies and deception, but will play along very sneaky character very confident and emotional at times also doesnt take any bs from anybody. Hated on by some people usually jelous of a saud's intelligence or skills.
Hey, do you know saud ?

Yes he is very smart !
Saud by punkmike4508 March 14, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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