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skaud

To have or to engage in sexual relations in a completely friendly way. Skauding is the only possible way for two humans of the same sex to have sexual relations without being homosexual. As long as the actions are completely friendly, it is considered skauding and is completely appropriate.

Skauding is known to be much more rough and messy than making love as it is usually practiced is spur of the moment situations, many times in public places, or places that lack the privacy needed to make love.

Also, skauding can be used as a manner to have sexual relationships with the opposite sex without becoming engaged in a relationship.
Evan : I'm really bored. What should we do?
Eric : Hmmm...you want to skaud?
Evan : Of course!

Whitny : We should date.
Cliff : Nah, I like being single. But we could skaud!
Whitny : Sounds like fun!
by Joel-X July 31, 2008
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skadi doesn't know

A Dota 2 inside joke to troll those who get an Eye of Skadi, in reference to the song "Scottie Doesn't Know" from the 2004 movie Eurotrip.

(The Eye of Skadi is an item purchasable at the Main Shop, under Artifacts. However, it can only be completed with items from the Secret Shop. One Eye of Skadi grants a total of 725 health, 1.5 health regeneration, 3.57 armor, 25 attack speed, 525 mana, 1 mana regeneration, 1.79% spell damage and 25 attack damage.)

It is known to be a pretty bad item on most heroes and is situational at best.
Usually spamming "Skadi doesn't know" until a correct response.

Player 1: "I will get an Eye of Skadi!"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "What doesn't he know?"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "I don't get it"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 3: "So don't tell Skadi"
Me: "YES!! Gnomesang?"
Player 2: ....
by DTMango July 9, 2017
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shaud

A slang term for sex
Dude, I got shaud from this girl last night.
by M000P August 2, 2017
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Skadden

Verb:
To exclude someone on the basis of color or race from a system of betterment.
To be a gatekeeper of race and class non-inclusiveness.
Sentence: He remained broke and marginalized his whole life; He had been Skaddened at every turn.
by Love 100 July 18, 2020
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Shaud

After three dates with the new girl I’m dating, I finally got Shaud

My wife came home with new lingerie so it looks like I’m going to get Shaud tonight
by AaronBludge August 21, 2023
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Shaud Claus

The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas
On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!
by AaronBludge August 22, 2023
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Saud

A saud has many friends as saud's tend to be loyal, humble and respectful and usually fun to be around. A very intelligent character, usually able to detect lies and deception, but will play along very sneaky character very confident and emotional at times also doesnt take any bs from anybody. Hated on by some people usually jelous of a saud's intelligence or skills.
Hey, do you know saud ?

Yes he is very smart !
by punkmike4508 March 14, 2017
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