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To have or to engage in sexual relations in a completely friendly way. Skauding is the only possible way for two humans of the same sex to have sexual relations without being homosexual. As long as the actions are completely friendly, it is considered skauding and is completely appropriate.

Skauding is known to be much more rough and messy than making love as it is usually practiced is spur of the moment situations, many times in public places, or places that lack the privacy needed to make love.

Also, skauding can be used as a manner to have sexual relationships with the opposite sex without becoming engaged in a relationship.
Evan : I'm really bored. What should we do?
Eric : Hmmm...you want to skaud?
Evan : Of course!

Whitny : We should date.
Cliff : Nah, I like being single. But we could skaud!
Whitny : Sounds like fun!
skaud by Joel-X July 31, 2008
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skadi doesn't know

A Dota 2 inside joke to troll those who get an Eye of Skadi, in reference to the song "Scottie Doesn't Know" from the 2004 movie Eurotrip.

(The Eye of Skadi is an item purchasable at the Main Shop, under Artifacts. However, it can only be completed with items from the Secret Shop. One Eye of Skadi grants a total of 725 health, 1.5 health regeneration, 3.57 armor, 25 attack speed, 525 mana, 1 mana regeneration, 1.79% spell damage and 25 attack damage.)

It is known to be a pretty bad item on most heroes and is situational at best.
Usually spamming "Skadi doesn't know" until a correct response.

Player 1: "I will get an Eye of Skadi!"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "What doesn't he know?"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "I don't get it"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 3: "So don't tell Skadi"
Me: "YES!! Gnomesang?"
Player 2: ....
skadi doesn't know by DTMango July 9, 2017
A slang term for sex
Dude, I got shaud from this girl last night.
shaud by M000P August 2, 2017
Verb:
To exclude someone on the basis of color or race from a system of betterment.
To be a gatekeeper of race and class non-inclusiveness.
Sentence: He remained broke and marginalized his whole life; He had been Skaddened at every turn.
Skadden by Love 100 July 18, 2020
After three dates with the new girl I’m dating, I finally got Shaud

My wife came home with new lingerie so it looks like I’m going to get Shaud tonight
Shaud by AaronBludge August 21, 2023

Shaud Claus 

The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas
On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!
Shaud Claus by AaronBludge August 22, 2023
A saud has many friends as saud's tend to be loyal, humble and respectful and usually fun to be around. A very intelligent character, usually able to detect lies and deception, but will play along very sneaky character very confident and emotional at times also doesnt take any bs from anybody. Hated on by some people usually jelous of a saud's intelligence or skills.
Hey, do you know saud ?

Yes he is very smart !
Saud by punkmike4508 March 14, 2017
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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