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skankard 

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!
skankard by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019

skankarella 

A promiscuous or slutty individual who is trying very hard to be sexually attractive. It is usually said in terms of a girl, but can also be used for gay or metrosexual men.
A girl who wears Prada boots and makeup to go camping is most likely a skankarella!
skankarella by JoeYEAH May 11, 2007

skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
skankaroni by Define Me! November 30, 2009

skankdar 

skank-dar n. the latent ability in all skanks to tell when another skank is present.
Yeah, I'm taking Susan to the bar tonight. She's the perfect wing woman. Her skankdar is spot on.
skankdar by delta foxtrot May 20, 2008

Skankaroo 

a kangaroo that is a skank. normally a female, often dressed up in cutoff shorts, neon crop tops, tons of makeup, etc.
"Guess what i saw today!"

"What?"

"A skankaroo"

"Woah, did you gets its number, like was it hot?!?!"
Skankaroo by kykysimsimyo June 28, 2012

skanktard 

simply put it is a retarded skank, those who are to stupid to seduce but not to stupid to pull down thier top. also they giggle alot and every once in awhile they throw in a snort
ie: cheeses rice! you dumb skank tard, just becuase you have dyslexia doesnt mean you can't talk and why are you naked?
skanktard by dudethatsgross January 18, 2005