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A fat, narcissistic sociopath, with poor hygiene, who gets on the internet calling people pedophiles for attention. Often found at truck stops, in a garage, or on social media scamming people using filters and angle pics.
Let's head down to the local truck stop and see if we can spot us a skammie.
Skammie by IanJagger November 1, 2022
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Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.
"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"
sammie by grouchy February 2, 2008
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sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her
wtf is sammie doing”
sammie by jackson sum January 7, 2021

dirty sammie 

A bad bitch that you can’t kill
Damn I really can’t kill dirty Sammie
dirty sammie by Lola Donald April 15, 2020
BEAUTIFUL and graceful like a flower. she is mentally strong and despite what others are saying, she doesn't fall apart. Sammie and a loving and respectful person. she isn't fake like the other bitches. she really doesn't care.
Sammie is as beautiful as the sun.
sammie by Amanda Luster February 4, 2018
Sammie isn't a slut she is nice and sweet and caring person she will be a loving true friend she is very loyal and beautiful she will be that be true friend you meet until you give her a reason to not be friends she is very easily heartbroken so be careful with her feelings if you meet a Sammie keep her close its worth it trust me........
hey did you see sammie today?
yeah looking hella fine today!!!!
sammie by princessoflove May 13, 2018
The best person you will ever meet. She will stand up for you and is stronger than anything in the world.
"Hey have you seen that girl Sammie?"
"Yeah man she's gorgeous"
Sammie by IllusionGirl November 5, 2017
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