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Sixty-Eight 

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so
girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"
Sixty-Eight by Fernando November 14, 2005

Sixty-Eight 

A short ass pussy dude who is too fucking short to do a sixty-nine
Hey pussy . . . how was your sixty-eight last night with your cum craving wimp?
Sixty-Eight by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sixty Eight 

like sixty nine but she blows you and you owe her one
Jane gave me a sixty eight for my birthday
Sixty Eight by jrky March 3, 2009

Sixty Eight 

A derogatory term used when a Nigga is too short to actually get a 69 going wit his girl.
Chris and his short Pinoy ass only 68 wit his bitch.
Sixty Eight by Lysol June 13, 2004

Sixty Eight Labubus

Something terrible or heavily disliked. Also can be typed as 68 Labubus
"Nah dude that's worse than sixty Eight Labubus."
Sixty Eight Labubus by Enea Guarino September 15, 2025

eight eyed sixty nine 

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas
patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine
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