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Simptard 

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020
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SimpTard 

"You're such a simptard"- karen
SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020
South Korean girl group comprised of four members:

Kim Hyorin
Yoon Bora
Dasom
So You
Hey have you heard Sistar's new album?

Yeah I love their new song "I Like That"!
Sistar by Based Sistar October 7, 2016

SiStar hood

A mystical group of woman that respect theirselves and all othe woman. ALWAYS uplifting and never a bad vibe towards other woman. In the presence of true SiStars you only feel the love. They shair thier wisdom their love and their energy freely. You always walk away feeling added to never taken from.
When my daddy passed away the SiStar hood came together to support my being. SIstars Linda and Ginger dedicated a Star in his name . Now no matter how far apart we are on this planet we are forever connected. They showed me my true North Star. Im blesses to be apart of the SiStar hood.
SiStar hood by Im 5280 Tiny July 3, 2021
a sister that sometimes acts like a retard
"My sistard here just chugged sixteen beers and she wants to drive us home:
sistard by Lindsay Duff August 6, 2007

simsarepeopletoo 

A psychological anomaly in which the afflicted human can no longer distinguish the difference between reality and the Sims world.
I can't come to work today because simsarepeopletoo and they need my help
simsarepeopletoo by Boddye September 9, 2010