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Simpzones 

The best TikToker/person ever 😹😹💪💪💪
Wow! Simpzones is amazing!!
Simpzones by ZONESIMP June 3, 2021
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Simpnest 

The culmination of the simp feelings you have from something or someone.
Sir, you have attacked my simpnest. I challenge you to a duel, Yu-Gi-Oh decks at dawn!
Simpnest by CheffBenny June 16, 2021

The Simpsons

1.) The absolute greatest television show ever created.
2.) A show so great, movie stars literally BEG to be cast into an epsiode.
3.) Matt Groening's greatest achievement.
The Simpsons will now and forever be, the greatest thing to ever happen to television.
The Simpsons by JDD4 April 17, 2003

simpsons movie 

A movie that took 18 years to make.
Hey did you see the simpsons movie?
simpsons movie by 3plus3equal6 August 4, 2007

Simpsons' Sky 

Indicating a particulariy fine day for weather. The sky being a single bright blue, punctuated with the occasional cloud, as in the hit cartoon; The Simpsons.
Wow! Weve got a real Simpsons' sky day today lets make the most of it.
Simpsons' Sky by Ian Grimmett February 13, 2005

The Simpsons

1. A highly influential, oft aped, animated television sitcom. First aired in late 1989; originated as a recurring animated skit on the Tracey Ullman show, created by Matt Groening.

2. The family depicted on the show of the same name.
I like The Simpsons, they are an interesting family. Their trials and tribulations make for excellent television watchin'!
The Simpsons by Zach Block June 11, 2004

Simpsonsquoteitis

The act of quoting various lines and script from "The Simpsons" repeatedly at any given moment when whatever is happening somehow reminds you of a Simpsons episode out of the hundreds of episodes you have memorized and cataloged in your brain. Usually this condition is uncontrollable and the quoter becomes a redundant speaking creature becoming closer still to using Simpsons quotes as a means of communication instead of language. These verbal regurgitates are met with varying reactions depending on whether the receiving party feels like joining in the quote-age. Some may recognize the quote but dismiss it, while others have been known to comment negatively on it, and then there are those unfortunate enough to not know what on earth you are talking about. These poor souls are to be pitied for their lack of Simpsonology. Remained unchecked this condition can potentially spiral out of control until the person is left believing the Simpsons' universe is real, becomes completely unpredictable and repeatedly sings the Itchy and Scratchy song.
Hi diddly ho neighborino!
Okally doakilly! or Get lost Flanders!

Ay Caramba!
Ugh . . . John is quoting the Simpsons again.
D'OH!!

Would a coward do this? BYE!!
Um . . . what?

Simpson eh? Excellent.
Dude stop doing that!

HEY HEY HUUHUHAUHAUHA!!!
Do'h!
OKALLY DOAKILLY DOO!!
Thank you! Come again!
Ha-ha!
Where's my danish?! YOINK! YOINK?
I'm smarter than the Devil! I'm smarter than the Devil!
YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!!
Everybody loves Ned Flanders!
NOT ME!
Goddamn BOB you really got a bad case of Simpsonsquoteitis.
Simpsonsquoteitis by HomerGhost December 23, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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