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Simonesse 

The language spoken in the bbc ( black boy community)
Yo bro you speak simonesse?
Simonesse by CHEGE2TIMEZ April 21, 2023
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Sicknesses 

Devan came over to visit one day and surprised me with really great Jamaican Beef Patties. I already had a surprise up my sleeve with having Boodhoo's Jerk readily available. Both of these instances can be described as Sicknesses.
Sicknesses by raxalot March 24, 2009
A Girl who is crazy AF!! She won't let anyone talk stuff about her because she will automatically say something back and she is very smart and she is very beautiful with Long brown curly hair and she will throw some punches if she needs to! she cares a lot about her friends and family
Boy: Yoooo carl just got beat up by a girl
Girl: that was simonee haha
Simonee by heyyyy :3 January 20, 2019

Simonised 

Pure shite!
"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"
Simonised by Dbhoy February 22, 2019

Simonette 

Simonette is the most caring and gorgeous girl in the world. She is very smart, she knows when to back down. She is a little nervous around new people but she warms up eventually. She is a goofball sometimes but it adds to her charm. She is very loyal and she never lowers her standard for anybody. She’s a little whitewashed but can still swear you out in Spanish. She also likes tall guys.
I love Simonette
Simonette by liam.vives February 8, 2023
He is the only god
He farted out the multiverse an infinite amount of years ago

He takes the form of a iguana as we cannot comprehend the his true form

He fought bully magiure over a morbillion years ago however he was only able to imprison him in the middle of the multiverse but in order to help him defeat him you must pray to him in order to reach out salvation
I love the almighty simonee
An obsession with the EA game The Sims, The Sims 2 or The Sims 3, etc.
I love the Sims so much" "Dude, you're simsessed.
simsessed by Vikstaa November 30, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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