Simpess

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the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.

Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.

Simpess by skzhskshsksknz March 12, 2020

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Simpess

What you call a simp girl

Guy 1: bro she's really into me, she bought me a gift yesterday

Guy 2: bro trust me, she's a simpess

Simpess by dio_brando1737 August 28, 2020

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Simpess • Simpress • Simpression • Simpressive • Simpemstrings • Simpersona • simperspecial • Simpest of Simps • Simpless • Simpossible

Simpess

Some girl that is looking for money like a whore looking for dicks

P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t

10 minutes later

P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money

Simpess by ceo-mert February 16, 2020

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Simpess

Its simp, but instead of men its used on women

Jessica: I would eat my hair just so Jason were could notice me

Michael: SIMPESS!

Simpess by TheExotiC2 April 1, 2020

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Simpess

The female version of a simp

Man that girl is such a simpess

Simpess by Dobby thedobster January 3, 2021

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Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

Simpers by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

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Simpossible

Something that is only possible if you're a simp.

Person 1: I just donated 1000$ to my favorite female streamer!
Person 2: Really I don't believe you, that's impossible!
Person 1: That's not impossible you idiot, that's simpossible!

Simpossible by Civilian Gaming February 27, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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