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the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.
Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.
by skzhskshsksknz March 12, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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What you call a simp girl
Guy 1: bro she's really into me, she bought me a gift yesterday

Guy 2: bro trust me, she's a simpess
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Its simp, but instead of men its used on women
Jessica: I would eat my hair just so Jason were could notice me

Michael: SIMPESS!
by TheExotiC2 April 01, 2020
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Some girl that is looking for money like a whore looking for dicks
P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t

10 minutes later

P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money
by ceo-mert February 16, 2020
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