Simpulation

Simping on an unworldly level.

"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"

by @kyubees February 12, 2020

over-stimulation

When you have too much of something and the pleasure is unbearable or uncomfortable.

Chris endured over-stimulation when his girlfriend jacked him off for too long.

by Wise Blob-blob January 7, 2015

Electro Stimulation

1) When you use electricity to stimulate nerve endings in your genitals. Usually to achieve pleasure and the Big O.
2) When you jack off with your dick in one hand, and phone in the other.

1) Kart De'Braun used electro stimulation to climax in Physics class.
2) Cody's parents took away his phone mid-whack, interrupting the electrons in his electro stimulation situuuuuuuation.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.

Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.

by CP-1788 April 28, 2021

Simpuation

when the outcome of the situation was caused by being a simp.

Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”

by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019

Simpsational

When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.

Buddy: “How was the party last night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”

by O.G.Greasy July 13, 2020

Stimulationous Maximus

(Noun) When an individual, under the influence of marijuana, induces sensory bombardment and exceeds the brain's finite capacity for sensory input. The brain's ability to filter specific negative stimuli is non-operational resulting in a chaotic increase of irrational sensory analyzation. The individual may feel that he/she is at the mercy of the weed, as if poisoned by skewed perceptions of reality.

Frequently caused by inability to achieve Marinationous Maximus. Entailed by excessive visual, auditory, and sensory stimulation.

Stoner 1: Dude, this is way too much. You're dog is plotting against us.

Stoner 2: (Stoner 2 grasps Stoner 1) For the love of God, make this Stimulationous Maximus stop.

by Pi Ups April 26, 2010