Simptok

simptok is the real name of TikTok because it's user base is just made of simps that support any hoe and report or ghost any real content creator

Stop making hoes

famous on simptok, man up and stop being a simp you little loser

by u stupid racist cunts July 23, 2024

Simptoms

The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.

Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!

by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020

Mojca Simptom

When you care about something, but you say you don't.

Yo that plate is broken you should fix it, ehh I don't care.

He has the Mojca Simptom

by Joseeehosee August 12, 2019

simptober

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers

Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"

by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020

simtoke

Any Simon that smokes copious amounts of weed.

Simtoke hit the bong, then pass it over here.

by Chris Seres May 30, 2006

Simptomatic

The diagnosis of being a simp.

Jerry: Aww jeez Rick I think I'm simptomatic!
Rick: Oh God Jerry what have you got the 'Rona or something!?
Jerry: Nah I just spent £100 on only fans

by C_Rod January 26, 2021

Simptom

a trait that when expressed by a person reveals that they are a simp.

"Oh, yeah, Nate's obviously a simp, he's got all of the classic simptoms."

by Sororita July 29, 2020