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Simptoms 

The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.
Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!
Simptoms by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020
Related Words

Mojca Simptom 

When you care about something, but you say you don't.
Yo that plate is broken you should fix it, ehh I don't care.

He has the Mojca Simptom
Mojca Simptom by Joseeehosee August 12, 2019

simptober 

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers
Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"
simptober by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020
Any Simon that smokes copious amounts of weed.
Simtoke hit the bong, then pass it over here.
simtoke by Chris Seres May 30, 2006

Simptomatic 

The diagnosis of being a simp.
Jerry: Aww jeez Rick I think I'm simptomatic!
Rick: Oh God Jerry what have you got the 'Rona or something!?
Jerry: Nah I just spent £100 on only fans
Simptomatic by C_Rod January 26, 2021
a trait that when expressed by a person reveals that they are a simp.
"Oh, yeah, Nate's obviously a simp, he's got all of the classic simptoms."
Simptom by Sororita July 29, 2020