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A simp.ok is a person who will love you for the rest of their life. And yes they do have a lot of insecurities, trust issues, and don't think they belong in this world. But they will sacrifice their happiness to make sure that you are ok. It will seem like they're a simp but they just don't really know how to express their feelings in a way that you will understand.
Him: I might be a simp.ok but its the only way that I can express myself in a lovable way . And I will always be there.♡

Her: Its ok, I know that you have a hard time expressing yourself and I will always be here for you as well đź’–.
Simp.ok by Ladora.Malfoy(alondra) December 16, 2020
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A simp.ok is a person who has trouble with expressing themselves and opening up to other people, because they have trusted issues, insecurities, and plenty more. People also leave their life so very often and are scared to get attached to anyone who they really like, because they know that they're going to leave. And like I said earlier they have a hard time expressing their feelings so they can do it in very, very weird ways. Or they can 'try to show some affection towards you but they find it very hard. They will even sacrifice their own happiness for you to be ok, and that's why they have a hard time because people usually take advantage of them. They also get mixed up with a 'simp ' and yes their complete different. So if you have a friend who is like this she/he, they or what they define themselves as, might be a simp.ok.
However: yes I might be a simp.ok, yes I do sacrifice my sacrifice my happiness, yes I know that your going to leave me at some point. So just leave already before you waste your time and I get attached to you.

Other person: Yes your right i know that you struggle with expressing yourself and don't worry I will never leave you so.

The first person: *whispers* thats what they all say before they go....
simp.ok by Ladora.Malfoy(alondra) December 16, 2020
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