Simptomatic

The diagnosis of being a simp.

Jerry: Aww jeez Rick I think I'm simptomatic!
Rick: Oh God Jerry what have you got the 'Rona or something!?
Jerry: Nah I just spent £100 on only fans

Simptomatic by C_Rod January 26, 2021

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Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper

The act of inserting multiple ghost peppers in one's rectum, spinning around in circles legs wide open blasting/shooting the ghost peppers out.

Yo I was this girl and she hit me with one of her ghost peppers whilst hitting that Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper

Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper by DavieWavyGhostPepperFarts July 7, 2025

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Siplomatically

Like diplomatically, but using alcohol instead of tact and sensitivity in dealing with others

"Gertrude insisted on being a twat, but then I says to her 'let's resolve this siplomatically' and we rectified the arguement over a few beers."

Siplomatically by talkingwhizkid November 8, 2013

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simplamatic

It’s a large portion of simple
Things at one given moment

My taste buds are simplamatic

simplamatic by ClassicHippy November 3, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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