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Simpocrite 

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.
We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.
Simpocrite by General Boof January 4, 2021
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stupocrisy 

Stu.po.cri.sy
-noun, plural-sies.

1. A combination of the nouns stupid and hypocrisy.
2. A pretense of having an unintelligent or publicly conflicting attitude.
3. The act or instance of stupocrisy.
Thanks to the internet, the global evolution of human stupocrisy has finally revealed itself.
stupocrisy by Krishena Blackerby January 21, 2009

Simpocrite 

A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.
Dude: Girl you're such a simp
Girl: stfu I saw your tinder message yesterday, gtfo ya simpocrite
Simpocrite by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020

Simpocrite 

When someone is a simp and a hypocrite
Bruh Bobby is such a simpocrite
Simpocrite by Zackgaming October 20, 2020

Skipocrisy 

Coined in response to the thankfully-brief reign of Justin Trudeau as Prime Minister of Canada. Espousing Progressive(R) values, while practicing the ones traditionally observed in his Natural Governing Party, the cradle of his father, St. Pierre I of the Left.
Didja hear about that Quebec engineering firm paying for Qaddafi's kid's drugs and hookers, and getting a pass from the Feds?

A: Yeah, what Skipocrisy!

Why do the middle class, and those hoping to join it, have to pay for their elected leader to party on a private island in the Caribbean?

A: Skipocrisy!

How can someone attack an opponent over personal values, expressed years ago, that form a foundational part of their particular faith, while having practiced, over and over again, racial stereotyping to draw laughs and attention both as a student, and an adult?

A: He must be a Skipocrite!
Skipocrisy by Quincey Patterson September 21, 2019

SIMPOCRITE 

a person (usually a man) defending a woman who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc
MAY 5 2020, SIMPOCRITE WAS BORN on Rekieta Law Youtube Livestream.
The politician defending his wife for breaking quarantine laws that he imposed is a simpocrite.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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