Simpocrisy

When a person calls someone else a simp while also being a simp themselves

Bro that dude called me a simp even though he pays e-girls,Isn't that simpocrisy?

by ApolloIsHere July 17, 2020

Simpocrite

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.

We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.

by General Boof January 4, 2021

stupocrisy

Stu.po.cri.sy
-noun, plural-sies.

1. A combination of the nouns stupid and hypocrisy.
2. A pretense of having an unintelligent or publicly conflicting attitude.
3. The act or instance of stupocrisy.

Thanks to the internet, the global evolution of human stupocrisy has finally revealed itself.

by Krishena Blackerby January 21, 2009

Simpocrite

A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.

Dude: Girl you're such a simp
Girl: stfu I saw your tinder message yesterday, gtfo ya simpocrite

by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020

Simpocrite

When someone is a simp and a hypocrite

Bruh Bobby is such a simpocrite

by Zackgaming October 20, 2020

Skipocrisy

Coined in response to the thankfully-brief reign of Justin Trudeau as Prime Minister of Canada. Espousing Progressive(R) values, while practicing the ones traditionally observed in his Natural Governing Party, the cradle of his father, St. Pierre I of the Left.

Didja hear about that Quebec engineering firm paying for Qaddafi's kid's drugs and hookers, and getting a pass from the Feds?

A: Yeah, what Skipocrisy!

Why do the middle class, and those hoping to join it, have to pay for their elected leader to party on a private island in the Caribbean?

A: Skipocrisy!

How can someone attack an opponent over personal values, expressed years ago, that form a foundational part of their particular faith, while having practiced, over and over again, racial stereotyping to draw laughs and attention both as a student, and an adult?

A: He must be a Skipocrite!

by Quincey Patterson September 21, 2019

SIMPOCRITE

a person (usually a man) defending a woman who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc
MAY 5 2020, SIMPOCRITE WAS BORN on Rekieta Law Youtube Livestream.

The politician defending his wife for breaking quarantine laws that he imposed is a simpocrite.

by Mayyouliveininterestingtimes May 5, 2020