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Skipocrisy 

Coined in response to the thankfully-brief reign of Justin Trudeau as Prime Minister of Canada. Espousing Progressive(R) values, while practicing the ones traditionally observed in his Natural Governing Party, the cradle of his father, St. Pierre I of the Left.
Didja hear about that Quebec engineering firm paying for Qaddafi's kid's drugs and hookers, and getting a pass from the Feds?

A: Yeah, what Skipocrisy!

Why do the middle class, and those hoping to join it, have to pay for their elected leader to party on a private island in the Caribbean?

A: Skipocrisy!

How can someone attack an opponent over personal values, expressed years ago, that form a foundational part of their particular faith, while having practiced, over and over again, racial stereotyping to draw laughs and attention both as a student, and an adult?

A: He must be a Skipocrite!
Skipocrisy by Quincey Patterson September 21, 2019
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skipocrite 

(Noun)

Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.

Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?

Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.

(Enters John)

John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?

Ashley:.....

Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!

(Ashley runs away, crying).
skipocrite by j5thekiznid April 8, 2010
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stupocrisy 

Stu.po.cri.sy
-noun, plural-sies.

1. A combination of the nouns stupid and hypocrisy.
2. A pretense of having an unintelligent or publicly conflicting attitude.
3. The act or instance of stupocrisy.
Thanks to the internet, the global evolution of human stupocrisy has finally revealed itself.
stupocrisy by Krishena Blackerby January 21, 2009

Simpocrisy 

When a person calls someone else a simp while also being a simp themselves
Bro that dude called me a simp even though he pays e-girls,Isn't that simpocrisy?
Simpocrisy by ApolloIsHere July 17, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026