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Simpson Negro

A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.
Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.
Simpson Negro by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored
James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

bradley simpson

An incredibly hot, sexy, adorable, cheeky boy who sings like an angel from Birmingham. He is the lead vocalist for The Vamps.
girl: omg do you see that guy over there
friend: no way! is it bradley simpson
girl: no, bradley is WAY hotter
bradley simpson by Aria Rose December 26, 2013

homer simpson 

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.
"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"
homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004

bart simpson edit

bart simpson edits are the profile picture of most fake depressed 11-12 year olds. usually a song by x in the back if it is a video edit.
dad: hey son! what’s the meaning of your profile picture? it’s a bart simpson edit!
son: nothing
*dad walks away*
dad: hey bro, what’s the meaning of my sons profile picture?
bro: does he play fortnite?
dad: yeah, he’s never off the game!
bro: oh... he’s a “depressed” little guy who makes fortnite dancing tiktoks and craves attention.
dad: ah... well that explains a lot

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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