simpletonism

the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.

Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

simpletonsimon

a clueless know it all

rodinoz alias is simpletonsimon

by emc October 27, 2003

simpletism

refers to a persons simplistic manor.

has the IQ of a hedgehog.
has a rather a lot of dull moments

simpletism

by kaaaaaaaaaty April 23, 2014

Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.

definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

simpletons

A group of simps

Those guy are simpletons

by Lockmare August 29, 2021