simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

Simpin’ Pimpin’

A simp who has a lot of hoes (simpin’ over every one)

“Yo Mark, are you still spending your time and money on all those women”

“Yeah I’m just simpin’ pimpin’”

by RodneyRode December 21, 2023