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Simpin’ 

The guy who always make sure his girlfriends needs come before his own. He says he does it because he likes to make her happy, but everybody knows he’s just simpin...
“Has anyone heard from Caleb today?”
“Nah man he’s simpin’...”
Simpin’ by laZboi182 May 22, 2020
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When you lowkey in pain over a person, so you listen to sad music nd think of them
Tom: Yo u still simpin?
Dane: Yeah, dawg the heart wants what it wants
Simpin by Youngintellect April 22, 2018
when you can't stop thinking about a person, so you listen to sad music
Dawg what's wrong?
Man I'm simpin.
Simpin by dawgg4545 April 4, 2019
Listening to sad music thinking about someone who’s not thinking about you
Damn bruh I was simpin about Rachel last night
Simpin by Yeeteeer June 16, 2019
When you fall for someone you know you shouldn’t fall for And end up hurting because there is nothing you can do 😩💔
Bestie: What’s wrong bro

Me: I’m simpin over you know who

Bestie: damn bro that’s tuff
Simpin by Smooch May 18, 2019
When a guy or girl are sprung on someone or something.
Damn that girl I met last night's got me simpin.
Word of the Day on December 11, 2017
When a man a man shows alot of affection to a woman when he's around her but acts as if she means nothing around his friends.
Simpin ass Man to girl: Oh baby I love you so much. I don't know what I would ever do with out you..

Simpin ass Man to his boys: Man, I don't need that b*tch she aieght in the sack but there's other fish in the sea!!!
Simpin by Missizhunter October 3, 2007
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