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simon's cat

our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting
"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"
by whydidimakethisoops January 24, 2018
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Simon's Rock College

An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.
Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!
by Gregor9999 June 20, 2011
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Simon's badonkadonk

Every Simon you know has a fat badonkadonk. So fat you'll be amazed.
Omg, Simon's badonkadonk is soooo fat. We should take a closer look.
by Sigmamale001 March 9, 2022
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Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012
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Simone Simons

Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.

With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.
*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.

* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica
by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008
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hate somone's guts

to hate sombody with a passion
He got into a fight with the street gang because he hated thier guts.
by Light Joker October 21, 2004
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Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis
by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021
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