Simioni 

Simionis are usually attracted to math and they are for sure blonde. They talk faster than a car and in one time you like them, but sometimes you hate them so much that you want to kill them. They are friend with people named: Rala, Svetla, Vila, Joni and Krumcho Vulcho. They hate kids and if you ever tell them something that's not related to math they start yelling at you and call you a crocodile.

"Hey Simioni,can you tell Joni to shave her hair?"

"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "

Simioni by Doyoung and joni soulmates November 21, 2021

Simonida 

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.

Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!

Simonida by ForeverMe December 15, 2013

Simonita 

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!

"Simonita is truly crazy!"

Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017

simonique 

Simonique is wonderful loving young lady, can be aggressive at some point but that just the way she shows her love to people she care about.she goofy fun but boring as hell in her own ways

Simonique is very sweet with her friends

simonique by Simonique June 7, 2021

simoni 

Cool but very controlling she is a really nice friend and makes you feel happy

Simoni you are a really good friend

simoni by lol me 😂👌😜💥 January 15, 2017

Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.

I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.

Simonist by NotBrainless September 20, 2019

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018