Simionis are usually attracted to math and they are for sure blonde. They talk faster than a car and in one time you like them, but sometimes you hate them so much that you want to kill them. They are friend with people named: Rala, Svetla, Vila, Joni and Krumcho Vulcho. They hate kids and if you ever tell them something that's not related to math they start yelling at you and call you a crocodile.
"Hey Simioni,can you tell Joni to shave her hair?"
"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "
"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "
by Doyoung and joni soulmates November 21, 2021
Get the Simioni mug.A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.
Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!
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Get the simoni mug.Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.
I’m proud to be a simonist!
Simonists are the only ones with brains!
Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.
Simonists are the only ones with brains!
Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.
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