Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.

I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.

Simonist by NotBrainless September 20, 2019

Simonist

Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.

Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.

Simonist by Microwave.io September 19, 2019

You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

You're such a simonist. by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

Simonita 

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!

"Simonita is truly crazy!"

Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017

simonisthebest 

a twitch streamer that's the best. He plays Minecraft while talking to his chat and at the end of the stream he looks at his fanart on discord... absolute angel

simonisthebest is the best

simonisthebest by Fefridofi009 March 24, 2022

Barbeque-sionist 

A barbeque-sionist is one who partakes in the act of barbecuing. An accomplished barbeque-sionist is one who is able to produce quality meats and barbeque-able products efficiently for others to bask in.

Founded by Seth Cohen Adam Brody of The O.C.

"Wow, you're a really good barbeque-sionist ..."

Barbeque-sionist by barbeque-sionist February 16, 2010

simonisthebest 

a twitch streamer who will not allow his mods to quit the modteam and who has absolutely no idea what goes in his discord, also has had a gay experience with streamer koda

simonisthebest is not thebest

simonisthebest by theending April 27, 2022