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Simonida 

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.
Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!
Simonida by ForeverMe December 15, 2013
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Simonida 

A girl with a heart and a soul, a girl who cries and yet is far stronger than most by keeping it as a memory. A girl whose soul is dirtied yet born so clean. Full of regret because its all she tries to be pure. Engulfed in love and sympathy. So engulfed in her own world and heart shes unearthly yet only to her own eye, but what she sees in the reflection is so greedy to herself. Forgive her heart as she already forgave ones, its deserved. Shes karmic and unique to the point theres no point in trying to understand. A pale tired unexpectable person
-Whos that?
-Thats Simonida, shes an exchange student here, I heard shes very unexpectable.
Simonida by engulfedsloth November 21, 2022

Simonita 

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!
"Simonita is truly crazy!"
Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017

Simonizacija 

Uspostavljanje i tjeranje svoje pravde u trenutcima koji se pojedincu subjektivno čine nepravedni i/ili netolerantni.
Person 1: "Oni su si uzeli više vremena kako bi napravili projek, a mi smo ga s manje vremena svejedno napravili puno bolje. "
Person 2: "Kakve veze ima, opet ti i tvoja simonizacija"

Person 3: "Da, opet se *simoniziraš"

*Simoniziranje-provođenje simonizacije
Simonizacija by IzlazNAautoputu June 21, 2022

Simoniaphobia 

when somone is scared of a person called Simon
Oh No! I have simoniaphobia and i am scared of you Simon!
Simoniaphobia by Simoniaphobia February 27, 2023
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