Simonita 

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!

"Simonita is truly crazy!"

Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017

Simonida 

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.

Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!

Simonida by ForeverMe December 15, 2013

Simonizacija 

Uspostavljanje i tjeranje svoje pravde u trenutcima koji se pojedincu subjektivno čine nepravedni i/ili netolerantni.

Person 1: "Oni su si uzeli više vremena kako bi napravili projek, a mi smo ga s manje vremena svejedno napravili puno bolje. "
Person 2: "Kakve veze ima, opet ti i tvoja simonizacija"

Person 3: "Da, opet se *simoniziraš"

*Simoniziranje-provođenje simonizacije

Simonizacija by IzlazNAautoputu June 21, 2022

Simoniaphobia 

when somone is scared of a person called Simon

Oh No! I have simoniaphobia and i am scared of you Simon!

Simoniaphobia by Simoniaphobia February 27, 2023

simoneta 

An anomaly. A glitch in the system. The breaker of the Matrix and disproved of physics. Will ride the rear rack of any bike.

Person 1: Did you see that girl riding the rear rack of that bike?
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.

simoneta by Definerofwords12 November 22, 2021

Simonitis 

(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.

(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.

(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.

(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"

(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."

(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"

Simonitis by frankbones February 10, 2007

simonitsch 

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

simonitsch by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007