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simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan
WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?
by SMONEY March 16, 2004
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Simonize

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult
Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!
by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009
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Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.
Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com
by nuttsgt March 2, 2021
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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Simonized

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.
Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018
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Simonised

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"
by Dbhoy February 22, 2019
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Simonizacija

Uspostavljanje i tjeranje svoje pravde u trenutcima koji se pojedincu subjektivno čine nepravedni i/ili netolerantni.
Person 1: "Oni su si uzeli više vremena kako bi napravili projek, a mi smo ga s manje vremena svejedno napravili puno bolje. "
Person 2: "Kakve veze ima, opet ti i tvoja simonizacija"

Person 3: "Da, opet se *simoniziraš"

*Simoniziranje-provođenje simonizacije
by IzlazNAautoputu June 21, 2022
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