Simich

Another way to say sandwich if you are a fucking weirdo like the person who wrote this....

Person1: I want a sandwich.

Person2: Yes. I would like a sammich too.

Person3: I want a simich!!

Simich by Higekei March 10, 2022

75 SemiChub

A modification of the workout/lifestyle program 75 Hard. Instead of being so rigid, there is a slight modification. Example: skip the hour break between your 2 45 minute workouts, drink alcohol once a month or week, etc.

People that do 75 Hard are psychopaths, that’s why I prescribe to 75 SemiChub.

75 SemiChub by RJCaffey June 30, 2023

simicide 

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

simicide by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

Hoagie Samich 

The hoagie samich was invented by Jacob Watrous in 2018, he is the GOAT. It means to eat alot of subs from subway

Are you hungry?

Yeah, you?

Yeah Ima hoagie samich

Dang you really are hungry

Hoagie Samich by McDade123 May 6, 2021

Simcha

(N.) The most beautiful creature that ever existed. He is god sent to earth in human form. It is impossible to look him straight in the face without fainting from his sheer beauty. His ginger is like the sun. He sheds carrots.

Who's that beautiful creature over there? Oh wait, it's Simcha!

Simcha by PTK August 20, 2012

samich 

Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.

Can you make me a samich?

samich by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001

pillow samich 

sex with a folded pillow, the art of fucking a pillow,

My roomate was a cock block so I went to his room and used his pillow for a pillow samich.

pillow samich by Sniff March 30, 2006