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Samichezz 

A Samichezz is a person who can make the absolute worst day in the world seem like the best day ever.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.
My GF's name is Samichezz, how'd she do it?
Samichezz by Zephyr12 February 23, 2009
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samiches 

We could bring some samiches.
samiches by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

sanchezzed 

When you dock a sub, and then wipe the new addition upon the face of those whom you have scowled and howled over for long enough!
I sanchezzed those mother fuckers; had had enough of their bullshit scampering postures.
sanchezzed by Blunt Monk June 14, 2016

Dirty Sammichez 

it is when a you take a sandwich and rub it in your ass crack and then and rub it on the someones upper lip leaving a mustache
Damien said, it is time for lunch I think I will give her a dirty Sammichez.
Dirty Sammichez by Wilsonnewman January 9, 2015

dirty samchez

the act of putting ones fist up a girls a hole and then taking it out and smearing the poo stained fist where her brazilian should be and then make a couple of eyes out off the poo.
I dirty samchez'd my dads grans great great grand daughter the other day, she didnt like it though.
dirty samchez by Stewzy June 1, 2011
Name for arrogant male with pubic hair growth above upper lip and small strange square patch on chin. Likes to think of himself as individual and alternative and "awesome".
"That guy is such a Samchez". Or "Hey samchez".
samchez by Beencess February 8, 2010

samiches 

IUP's Best Late Night Food Joint.
It's 3 AM are you hungry? Let's go to Steel City for some huge Samiches.
samiches by Steel City Samiches January 11, 2013
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