Definitions by RJCaffey

DOPP

Day Old Pussy Penis

The tragic condition of a penis that has survived the night after sex without seeing soap, water, or even a baby wipe. Characterized by lingering scent, questionable residue, and the audacity to expect oral sex anyway.

“Absolutely not. DOPP. Go shower and try again.”

“He rolled over the next morning acting all romantic until she hit him with, ‘I’m not dealing with that DOPP.’”

DOPP by RJCaffey July 6, 2026

75 SemiChub

A modification of the workout/lifestyle program 75 Hard. Instead of being so rigid, there is a slight modification. Example: skip the hour break between your 2 45 minute workouts, drink alcohol once a month or week, etc.

People that do 75 Hard are psychopaths, that’s why I prescribe to 75 SemiChub.

75 SemiChub by RJCaffey June 30, 2023