Simeet 

The true heiress and princess of the Ottoman Empire, named after the last necklace. She is a petite beautiful girl stuck at 26, has the perfect nose that even best plastic surgery couldn’t get you. If there’s a boost juice she will get the small size but still take a large sip of your Coke zero.

Hey look at that girl with that beauty spot and beautiful face. Yes that must be a Simeet.

Simeet by alphagenetic February 13, 2022

Simpette 

The female version of a simp ; places a person they’re romantically attracted to on a pedestal the shouldn’t be on/ thinks higher of them than she should.

“Rebecca is such a simpette , she’s all over them for no reason.”

Simpette by RougeBerry April 12, 2020

erween.smeeth 

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)

Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

erween.smeeth by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021

simpette 

A female version of a simp; A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt but continues to chase after them any chance they get.

Girl 1: Stop being a simpette for Anthony! He clearly does not like you.

simpette by Wackymolly May 19, 2020

Simpette 

A female Simp.

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.

Simpette by smarsbar April 10, 2020

shmeet lord 

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

shmeet lord by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Simpette 

female simp

Simpette: A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."

Simpette by SorrySally April 5, 2020