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Simon Lo 

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020
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Simon Says 

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”
Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.
Simon Says by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018

simon kalivoda 

a HOT character from fear street played by fred hechinger that deserved so much better <3
"simon kalivoda is SOOO hot"

Simon Cowell 

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor
Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

Simon Cowbell 

A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.
"Ugh, Simon Cowbell is at it again!"

"Denying Larry Rumors?"

"Uh huh."

Nina Simone 

A goddess of the Jazz age, and major civil rights activist during the 1960s.

Born Eunice Kathleen Waymon on February 21, 1933, she was the 6th child of a preacher and dreamt of becoming a concert pianist, but was denied a scholarship(rumored perhaps because she was black). She began playing in clubs in Philadelphia, was eventually picked up by Bethlehem Recordings, and her version of "I Loves You Porgy" was a smash hit in 1958.

She stuck with Jazz, Blues, R&B, and Pop for much of her career, but also branched into classical, folk, and gospel. Between 1958 and 1974 she recorded over 40 albums.

She retired to souther France in 1993, and after a long struggle with breast cancer, died in her sleep on April 21, 2003. Her funeral was attended by hundreds, most notably Elton John.

Most popular songs include "Feeling Good", "I Loves You Porgy", "I Put a Spell on You", and "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood".
When I heard Nina Simone's "Feeling Good" for the first time, I realize Michael Buble was absolute garbage.
Nina Simone by Clarko95 July 7, 2012
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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