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Saggatron 

Saggatron is a futuristic plastic person with saggy, unsupported boobs. Saggatron looks normal from behind, but when she turns round you'll be presented with a plastic face and boobs to her knees.

Saggatrons mission is to look as plasticy, fake, and saggy as possible. Dating a guy who is unable to juggle a social life with friends, and a love life with a girlfriend is also one of Saggatrons secondary missions - along with the search for the next biggest trowel to pile that make up on.

Saggatron should be avoided at all costs
scene : group of friends in a club
Rosp : FUCK ME look at the HOT ASS that has just walked in
Frat : Sweet jesus MERRRGHHHHHHHHHH
Stuk : What the hell is that at the back... oh sweet jesus... SWEET LORD... ITS SAGGATRON... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

scene change : Saggatron distroying the place with her fake saggy boobs

faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008

swaggatron 

Original Definition: A man (or woman) who carries pure swag with them, no matter where they go. A swaggatron can be of any color, the only requirement is that the person in question has to be without a doubt the most swag person ever seen by the people around.
Girl 1: Have you met Andy Quan?
Girl 2: You mean that amazingly sexy beast?
Girl 1: He's a definite swaggatron.
swaggatron by i<3quan October 3, 2010
Nice and juicy booty.. this is a Chicago Term. View Korporate on YouTube you will see he uses it a lot.
Shorty got a slugatron on baby.
Her sluggs decent on BD.
slugatron by TEE’D Up January 13, 2018

swagatronic 

A song that your best friend creates when they are being really imaginative while drunk.
I'm going to make a song, it goes: "SWAAAG, swagatronic, swagatronic!"
swagatronic by Evabail July 15, 2014

Sargaron 

An extreme form of down syndrome. In most cases it is to late to even cure by the time the syptoms show. If you have Sargaron, I feel sorry for you.

Sypmtoms: Lisp, Being extremely slow to pick up on things, telling healers to heal dead tanks.

Cure: Suicide
Person 1: Oh I heard that Bob's son had Sargaron.
Person 2: Hahahahahaha, what a shit cunt.
Sargaron by The whole Purge guild. October 24, 2011