sidewalk

pedestrian obstacle course. daytime open air homeless storage facility

City Council recommends that passersby should not give beggars money.

If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend strychnine. Godblessyou have a nice day

by bruja April 22, 2005

sidewalk

No such thing, it is a pavement

I can't be bothered to say the word pavement any more

by Matt March 4, 2005

sidewalk

The absolute most annoying fucking place to be in the world. No one wants to hang out on the street yet for some reason you can't be on the street without having to put up with types who seem to have a good time being on it.

These loudmouths on the sidewalk who fess up with an overeager, obnoxious attitude every single time someone walks down the street. Society is such a troll these days.

by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016

Sidewalk

A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.

Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”

Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”

by Fros T Snowman December 20, 2018

sidewalk shitter

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.

When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015

Sidewalk Express

A form of transportation also known as walking.

"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."

by Gleen707 March 4, 2018

sidewalk taco

Prostitute, hooker, lady of the night, woman who works the streets to get paid for sexual favors

I haven't gotten laid in a while. Thinking about hitting up that sidewalk taco.

by abashface December 30, 2016