bruja's definitions

sidewalk

pedestrian obstacle course. daytime open air homeless storage facility

City Council recommends that passersby should not give beggars money.

If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend strychnine. Godblessyou have a nice day

by bruja April 22, 2005

away

to arkasas, jump up and down really hard on the floor of a wooden outhouse, muff dive on your dog

"do you wanna go out sometime?"
"go away"

by bruja April 22, 2005

o-<-<

this one's drunk, thas why he layin on the sidewalk

fuckin homeless 'people'

by bruja April 22, 2005

o-8-<

a bald woman whose arms were torn off by a shark in a devastating scubadiving accident. her boyfreind bought her big fake boobs to compensate. a date rapist's dream

"what *** fuck?"
"the isn't a bad word"
"who *** fuck asked you?
"the you"

by bruja April 22, 2005

air resistance

when an escping fart causes the penis to decelerate

yo fart ass just blew creme out

by bruja April 22, 2005

bifacial

having a mixture of zits on your face, both blackheads and whiteheads

cory smells like noxzema

by bruja April 23, 2005

°(’_’)°

aaaawwwww! innit he a cute!

°(’_’)° say: i love you!

by bruja April 23, 2005