15 definitions by bruja

sidewalk

pedestrian obstacle course. daytime open air homeless storage facility

City Council recommends that passersby should not give beggars money.

If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend strychnine. Godblessyou have a nice day

by bruja April 22, 2005

°(’_’)°

aaaawwwww! innit he a cute!

°(’_’)° say: i love you!

by bruja April 23, 2005

rasmus

A Rasmus is a small furry nocturnal creature that's a cross between a koala, sloath and has large eyes like a bush baby. Rasmus or 'The Rasmus' as their known in plural, live on a diet of plants and leaves. These creatures are mostly found in woodland areas.

"My garbage was ripped open last night by The Rasmus."

by bruja May 6, 2004

o-<-<

this one's drunk, thas why he layin on the sidewalk

fuckin homeless 'people'

by bruja April 22, 2005

away

to arkasas, jump up and down really hard on the floor of a wooden outhouse, muff dive on your dog

"do you wanna go out sometime?"
"go away"

by bruja April 22, 2005

Spontaneousism

The act of doing things without too much thought just for the thrill. Usually ends up being an adventure.

Andy took Danny out on a surprise date. Danny found his Spontaneousism flattering .

by bruja June 5, 2018

o-8-<

a bald woman whose arms were torn off by a shark in a devastating scubadiving accident. her boyfreind bought her big fake boobs to compensate. a date rapist's dream

"what *** fuck?"
"the isn't a bad word"
"who *** fuck asked you?
"the you"

by bruja April 22, 2005