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siamese twins 

(n.) Twins joined toghether, sharing body parts or areas. Often, they share vital organs or limbs, and only one can survive. The origi is a pair of 19th cent. siamese babies that lived to be 70. They stayed together for thier entire lives, and even married twin sisters (not identical). They moved to the united states in the 1830's and worked in a circus. They eventually became farmers.

Siamese Twins Game 

A game which is played by two males or females in which the participants where a XXXXL sweater and cover themselves with a comforter whilst pretending to be Siamese Twins and engage in the act of mutual masturbation. This raises the question: 'When Siamese Twins rub one out is it an act of masturbation or incest?'. Either way is is a rather disgusting act meant for homosexuals.
Fred: Hey Tom wanna go to the Mall?
Tom: No, I plan on playing Siamese Twins Game with my Cousin, Billy-Joe.
Fred: You're a disgusting fuck-bag, you know that?
Siamese Twins Game by WTFPickles February 29, 2012

Siamese Cum Twins 

Two boys simultaneously cumming as they grab each other’s legs and hold hands, as they chant yes daddy.
“Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman grabbed each other’s legs as they finished in their pants as passionate Siamese Cum Twins”
Siamese Cum Twins by anonymous December 10, 2020

Alabama Siamese Twin 

When you insert your body into a girl's asshole so your head is the only thing that sticks out.
Bro, I hit Elle up with a Alabama Siamese Twin.

Damn, you lucky.
Alabama Siamese Twin by LilDump April 18, 2019

siamese twin 

A sexual act by which a man cums on girl1's face and then sticks girl2's face to girl1's. The semen acts as a glue and the site depicts that the girls are siamese twins.
Dude! I just did the siamese twin with two girls in a threesome last night!
siamese twin by bradley platt July 14, 2011

siamese twin 

twins freakishly conjoined at birth
Sally and Susy are Siamese Twins, they are attached at the hip
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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