siamese

a person who acts two-faced.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

siamese

rack, boobs etc

i like her siamese...

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

Siamese twins

Two men who share the same month they both last had sex.

Josh: When have you last had sex
Paul: August bro
Josh: Guess what bro
Paul: What
Josh: August was the last month I had sex!
Paul: ayyeee let’s go
Josh: There should be some sort of name for this type of thing
Paul: Yea totally we should call it being siamese twins on dead dogs

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat April 9, 2023

Siamese dream

A rock Album by the Smashing Pumpkins. Often hailed as their best work. Released in 1993 on CD and LP. It was recorded in Triclops sound studios in Atlanta, ga and produced By Butch Vig and Billy Corgan. A truly kick-arse album
Track Listing
1. Cherub Rock
2. Quiet
3. Today
4. Hummer
5. Rocket
6. Disarm
7. Soma
8. Geek U.S.A.
9. Mayonaise
10. Spaceboy
11. Silverfuck
12. Sweet Sweet
13. Luna

I got siamese dream on LP!!

by Burgerking April 25, 2006

Siamese Cat

The Siamese cat exists at the top of the hierarchy of the feline world with respect to beauty, grace, loyalty and intelligence. It's sapphire-blue eyes are a one-way mirror to it's soul, allowing him to see us, but us not him. His loyalty is unparalleled, his love has no limits. He waits, for what we are not sure.

There is no better friend, or perhaps no worse enemy, than a Siamese cat. His powers of discrimination are keen. He knows you better than you do.

by Rod C. Venger February 23, 2006

Siamese Dick

When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.

"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"

by BiigFrahh July 3, 2014

Siamese cookie

When you find a cracker or a cookie in the box and it turns out to actually be 2 or more snacks stuck together.

I found a Siamese cookie in the box and I took a picture of it, but now It broke apart and is useless, so I ate it.

by awerf95 August 11, 2010