shwimming

smoking that ganja!!
when you smoke that ganja your eyes get red
when you swim in a pool with chlorine your eyes get red
hence a code word for getting keyed

mom: why are your eyes so red?!
son: we were at wildwaves mom
mom: ohhh so you guys go shwimming??
son: yeeee!!!!

shwimming by mr_rams51 October 16, 2010

Shwimming

When you go swimming with your shirt on

Look at those fat guys with their shirts on they're going shwimming

Shwimming by Don Gorrito January 20, 2022

Shwimming

schwimming is the sport or activity of propelling oneself through water using the limbs.

“Today I’m going shwimming”

Credit Definition by Kyran.

Shwimming by Real_Crayon May 6, 2018

swimming 

The process of elegantly getting through traffic as efficiently as possible

We were really swimming back there, we took 10 mins of the GPS time.

swimming by float8x February 17, 2023

Tinshein Swimming Pool 

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Tinshein Swimming Pool by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012

Scrimming 

Scrimming was once an integral part of yarndling, often performed in basins. Hence scrimming basins. These basins are now sometimes replaced with octagonal dry beds, or simply not used at all. The irregular rim of a scrimming basin can be described as having a quality pertaining to kedding. Basins were usually situated next to a threading plantin and/or a vertical knapper. Nowadays, they can be seen more easily from the air.

"Have you finished with the scrimming basin, Jack?"

Scrimming by Cod Michael May 21, 2020

Simming 

The act of eating a donut off of a penis

I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming

Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016